I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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