The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I forgot wine drunk hurts
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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