God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
the day after is always just damage control
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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