So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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