i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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