we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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