When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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