well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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