i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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