Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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