I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?