he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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