Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i would punch a child for taco bell
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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