can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
