Non-Jews are for practice
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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