I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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