You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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