Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize