i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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