I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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