it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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