Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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