Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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