I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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