I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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