There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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