now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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