If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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