I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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