And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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