Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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