Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
