Well apparently he's into motor boating.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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