a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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