Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize
