Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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