yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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