Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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