Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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