We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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