guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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