jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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