Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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