I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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