i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
