well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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