i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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