i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My underwear smells like fireworks.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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