stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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