I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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