Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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