at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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