I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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