He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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