I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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